My favorite Addie Quotes

Addie was making herself pass gas in a truly unlady-like manner when her daddy told her if she made herself poop her pants, he was going to spank her bottom (this coming from the man who has yet to discipline his children in any way..) THIS was her response:
"No you won't! Because if you do your hand will stink because you will get poop on it"

Ahh....3 year olds.....

Another one of my favorites is Addie naming off the 7 Dwarfs:

 "Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Duck, Mashful and Bless You"

I'll add more later!